Looking for a funny hat that already says exactly what you are thinking? The Hat Cartel’s ready-made slogan caps are A$34.95 each in Australian dollars, made to order in NSW and delivered Australia-wide.
Five ready-made hats qualify for free shipping
Order any five ready-made hats at A$34.95 each and the basket totals A$174.75, which is over our A$149 free-shipping threshold. Choose one slogan or mix the range; current availability is confirmed at checkout.
Shopping for Father’s Day?
Father’s Day is Sunday 6 September 2026 in Australia. See our Father’s Day hat guide for ready-made A$34.95 AUD gifts and one-off A$39.95 AUD custom hats.
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Home By Dark Maybe Adventure Cap
A$39.95 Add to cart -
Social Battery Low Funny Hat
A$34.95 Add to cart -
NPC Energy Gaming Humour Hat
A$34.95 Add to cart -
Local Legend Aussie Slogan Hat
A$34.95 Add to cart -
Born to Send It Funny Weekend Hat
A$34.95 Add to cart -
Yeah Nah Funny Aussie Hat
A$34.95 Add to cart -
Smoko Mode Funny Tradie Hat
A$34.95 Add to cart -
Weekend Mode Funny Slogan Hat
A$34.95 Add to cart -
Running on Coffee Funny Hat
A$34.95 Add to cart
Nine Australian humour and everyday slogan hats
- Yeah Nah – unmistakably Australian.
- Smoko Mode – tradie break-time energy.
- Local Legend – for the mate who already knows.
- Born to Send It – weekend confidence.
- Weekend Mode – switch off properly.
- Chaos Coordinator – funny work-hat honesty.
- Running on Coffee – no explanation required.
- Social Battery Low – a wearable warning.
- NPC Energy – gaming humour for real life.
Want your own phrase instead?
Use our online custom hat builder to choose a verified hat style, enter your own words, select a font and vinyl colour, and preview the result before ordering. Custom hats are A$39.95 each with no minimum order.
Funny hats delivered across Australia
Order online from anywhere in Australia. Standard Australian shipping starts at A$9.95 and is calculated in the cart. Shipping is free when the order is over A$149. See Shipping & Returns.
Are prices shown in Australian dollars?
Yes. Ready-made hats are A$34.95 and custom text hats are A$39.95, displayed and charged in AUD.
Can I order one hat?
Yes. There is no minimum order for the ready-made slogan range or the online custom text builder.
Can I order hats for a business, team or event?
Yes. For larger quantities or logo work, use our contact form so we can confirm the design, production method and current capacity before quoting.